(Source: cocaineteas)

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

anaharath:

kieramelkisses:

butifloveisagame:

reblogging this again because Channing is actually so fucking funny

He’s truly an inspiration

I love him omg.

(Source: beeishappy)

stridering:

darknesssyndicate:

stridering:

I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??

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LITTLE TEENY DICE

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ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL

When you need a little luck

son oF A BITCH

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

therealbarbielifts:

swolizard:

lntelligent:

girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad

guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional

I love this

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

(Source: best-of-memes)

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)

(Source: bandom-mmrs)

(Source: galaxypeen)