neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

(Source: kino--apparatom)

austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

kokorodesiree:

avenger-iron-man:

Come to us darling.

Reblog it every time

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

sitcomfamily:

So happy to see this guy show up this week!

90s90s90s:

when the beat drop

90s90s90s:

when the beat drop

(Source: sofachips)

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

(Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm)

tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

princekind:

ask-bobbi:

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

*wiggles antennas*;3 

what the hell are you 

terrance-shmerrance:

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

image

I would putt his gif on my blog regardless, in fact I’m pretty sure I have before

jennifertrvn:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

OMFG

(Source: slendrman)

vickehtoria1:

When my straight friends refuse to cuddle with me.

(Source: orangeskins)