we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
So happy to see this guy show up this week!
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door
Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness